A: "Achiever" is the preferred nomenclature for a fan of The Big Lebowski.
Symptoms may include:
- The compulsion to inject dialogue into everyday conversation. - Inexplicable urges to go bowling and/or drive around. - Dry mouth. - Frequent urges to protect rugs from urination. - Sudden hatred for the popular american band "The Eagles." - White Russian cravings. - What-have-you
If you or someone you know is experiencing any of the above symptoms, please go to www.LebowskiFest.com for help. You are not alone.